Burn, Minneapolis, Burn!

 

Burn, Minneapolis, Burn!

Forget the riots. Forget the fires that destroyed so many businesses.Forget the rampaging mobs running wild in the streets. Forget them all. The only real issue for Minnesotans this election is abortion! 

Forget the murders. Forget the near 1,000 carjackings. Forget the people being mugged in the Twin cities. The only real issue for Minnesotans this election is abortion! 

Forget all the businesses that closed. Forget all the schools being shuttered. Forget the increase in youth suicide and drug addiction. The only real issue for Minnesotans this election is abortion! 

If your kid can’t read or add or subtract, or understand how to write a sentence, don’t worry! The only real issue for Minnesotans this election is abortion! 

When $250 million in Covid relief money is stolen, don’t bother to ask why the governor and department of education and attorney general didn’t stop the fraud. The only real issue for Minnesotans this election is abortion!

Gas costs almost $5 a gallon, food prices have skyrocketed and hang on for the ride in affording to heat your home this winter.

Get your priorities straight, Minnesota. The only real issue for Minnesotans this election is abortion! All those other things are just a normal part of living in Minnesota.

Ain’t it great that we only have one thing to worry about?

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